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Did somebody flush 'da toilet?? 🚽

Mr. Toilet records personalized toilet-joke videos with a real flush at the end. It started in Chicago when Jason cooked up a few goofy clips for his nephews. The nephews wouldn't stop asking for more, friends caught wind, and the bit took off. Now Jason flushes through requests on Cameo in his spare time. Kid-aimed humor with just enough cheeky stuff for the parents holding the phone.

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Mr. Toilet, the personalized cameo character: a toilet with a smiling face. your kid's new hero

The funniest personalized cameo in the bowl game.

A custom potty-pun bit with a real flush finale. Your kid will quote it. You'll low-key love it too.

60 seconds, minimum

Plenty of plumbing for a personalized shout-out, a stack of potty puns, and the big finish. Mr. Toilet doesn't dribble.

Tasteful potty humor

Toilet rhymes, plumbing wordplay, and silly bathroom shenanigans. Pitched at kids, with a few winks aimed at the grown-up holding the phone.

The signature flush

Every Mr. Toilet video ends with a real flush. That's the closer, and it's the reason your kid will hit replay seventeen times in a row.

How it works

Three quick flushes. No app downloads, no setup, no plunger required.

1

Hit Cameo

Click through to Mr. Toilet's Cameo page and tell him who the bit is for, what they love, and the occasion.

2

He records the bit

Mr. Toilet cooks up a personalized potty-pun routine, films it in the toilet filter, and stamps it with a real flush.

3

Play on repeat

The video plops into your inbox. Hand the phone to your kid and watch them lose their everloving mind.

The reel

Real Mr. Toilet videos. Tap to play. Swipe for more.

1 / 5

"What's that sound? Did somebody flush 'da toilet??"

Mr. Toilet, every single time

"Signing out, Mr. Toilet!"

Mr. Toilet, right before the flush

"Plumbers hate this one weird trick."

Mr. Toilet, mid-bit

"Stay flushable, my friend."

Mr. Toilet, a closer

Potty training, but make it fun

A Mr. Toilet bit is a celebration video, not a teaching method. But here are a few things that pair beautifully with it.

Celebrate the small wins

First sit. First flush. First dry pull-up at nap. Big-deal-ifying every milestone keeps a kid leaning into the bathroom instead of away from it. Cue the cameo on a "first solo flush" to mark the moment in style.

Run on a schedule, not a bladder

Sit-on-the-throne every 60 to 90 minutes during the day, even when nothing's happening. Familiarity beats panic. Bring a book. Bring snacks (well, not on the seat). Bring a Mr. Toilet replay if motivation is wobbly.

Make the bathroom a yes-room

Step stool that fits. Padded seat insert. A favorite hand soap that smells like a candy store. Toilet humor on tap. The more the room feels like a toy box and less like a place where Things Are Demanded, the faster it clicks.

Stay calm through the misfires

Accidents are not setbacks. They're part of the curriculum. Keep wipes and a backup outfit in your tote, narrate the cleanup like it's no big deal, and resist the urge to do The Disappointed Sigh. Kids read your body language faster than they read words.

Flood the system with water

Hydrated kids pee more. More pee means more reps at the toilet. More reps means faster learning. Toss a fun cup with a silly straw on the table at every meal and let physics do its thing.

Aim training (for the guys)

Drop a single Cheerio in the bowl. Tell them to sink it. Suddenly bathroom time is target practice. Mr. Toilet has been known to call out "ten-pointer" when a particularly artistic flush is requested.

Hit a milestone today? Send the celebration video tonight.

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Frequently flushed questions

The stuff parents ask before they hit "book."

Who is Mr. Toilet?
Mr. Toilet is the alter ego of Jason, a guy in Chicago who started recording goofy toilet-joke videos for his nephews. The clips got passed around at family parties, the nephews kept demanding new ones, and word leaked to their friends, then their friends' friends. Now Jason flushes through requests on Cameo in his spare time. Day job by day, Mr. Toilet by night.
How much does a Mr. Toilet Cameo cost?
Pricing is set on Mr. Toilet's Cameo page and changes based on demand and rush windows. Hit the Book on Cameo button to see the live rate. Cameo also runs occasional discount codes, so it's worth peeking before you book.
Is the humor really for kids, or is there stuff for grown-ups too?
Mostly aimed at kids. Toilet rhymes, plumbing wordplay, silly bathroom-themed bits. But Jason sneaks in a wink or two for the parent holding the phone, the kind of joke that lands a half-second later for the adult. Nothing crude, just enough flavor to keep you laughing along instead of glazing over.
What's the best personalized video for a kid's birthday?
A Mr. Toilet birthday bit is hard to beat. The personalization makes it feel like the celebrity knows your kid, the potty-pun routine gets quoted for weeks, and the flush finale is the closer. Book at least a few days in advance, longer if your kid's name is hard to spell.
Are potty jokes really okay for kids?
Yes. Bathroom humor is wired into kid brains. The bit leans on flush sounds, toilet rhymes, and silly wordplay. No anatomy, no innuendo, no swearing. If you'd let your kid watch the bathroom scene in a Pixar movie, you'll be fine here.
How do I make potty training more fun for my toddler?
Pair your potty-training method with a celebration video. A Mr. Toilet cameo isn't a teaching tool, but it makes a fantastic milestone reward. Play it after the first solo flush or the first dry day. More potty-training ideas.
What's a clean toilet joke I can tell my kid?
Why did the toilet need a hug? Because it was feeling a little flushed. Clean toilet jokes lean on rhymes, wordplay, and silly scenarios, never anatomy. See 50 more clean toilet jokes for kids.
How is a Cameo different from a regular video greeting?
A Cameo is a personalized video from a specific performer. They reference your kid by name, mention their interests and the occasion, and record fresh content for each request. A regular video greeting is generic.
Can I get a personalized video the same day?
Sometimes. Mr. Toilet offers rush delivery on Cameo when his schedule allows. Standard turnaround is a few days to a week.
How long are the videos?
Sixty seconds or less. Long enough for at least three jokes, a personal shout-out, and the signature flush-sound finale.
Does Mr. Toilet ever show his face?
Never. Mr. Toilet performs entirely in a toilet snapchat filter. That anonymity is the bit, and it's part of what makes the video so weird and delightful for kids.
Can I request a specific theme?
Yes. Pirate-toilet jokes, dinosaur-toilet jokes, princess-on-the-throne jokes. When you book on Cameo, just describe the theme and Mr. Toilet will tailor the bit to it.
How much does a Mr. Toilet Cameo cost?
Pricing is set on Cameo and varies by request type and urgency. Hit the button to see the current rate.
Where can I follow Mr. Toilet?
Mr. Toilet currently lives on Cameo. Email hello@mister-toilet.com for press, partnerships, or fan mail.

Get in touch

Press, partnerships, custom requests, or fan mail from a 6-year-old. Mr. Toilet reads it all.

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